Beating someone in a video game when you were just...
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If my daughter ever has a boyfriend, and wants him...
gqny: Nigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the nigga even has to use the bathroom.
When 12 and 13 year olds give try to act like a...
phobovien: Them : Follow your heart and forget the haterzz<33333!!!11!! Me: GET BACK IN THE FETUS, CHILD.
How to properly hide alcohol in pictures you post...
Strange and Infamous.: That guy. →
tuesdayswithlyndon: Many boys out there wish they could be that guy for their girlfriend. You know, the perfect guy. They wish they had a voice to sing you to sleep. They wish they had enough rhythm in their feet to dance for you. They wish they had a creative mind so they could write breath-taking letters to you. They wish they had an attractive body for you to drool over. They wish they...
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
unpublicguy: Thanks to Tumblr, you now say these on an every-day basis :
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you:
moonlight-beauty: Then you realize it was your reflection in the store mirror: OMG
If you stare at the picture long enough, you...