Daily Gao's and Desu's

alexisakidd:

aleebow:

nevershoutandy:

Who are the players?

1. South Korea
2. North Korea
3. USA
4. China

Anybody else?

1. Russia
2. Iran
3. The rest of the world.

What’s the problem?

North Korea is being run by an ill-tempered douche bag who feels he has to prove himself to the world.

Doesn’t seem too bad…

Yeah, it isn’t except he has nuclear heads and is sitting on a gold mine of Uranium.

Hm, nuclear… Doesn’t sound too good.

Yeah, it’s not. If provoked they have the option of retaliating with nuclear heads and, as the recent attack on South Korea proved, it’s definitely probable in the near future.

So why are we in involved?

The U.S. has really close ties with South Korea. We’re there to back them up if North Korea keeps fucking around as President Obama said in a recent press release.

Well, are we going to get more involved?

Well, we promised South Korea aid in-case of further North Korean attacks and it seems that we are dead serious. However, it’s not in our best interest to get involved since, you know, we’re already in two wars and our economy sucks and yeah.

What about China?

China has close ties to North Korea. The two leaders have been seen hugging and what not. Kind of like the US, North Korea gets a lot of economic aid from China. However, China has kind of remained really neutral as of late in regards to the recent attacks. They’re trying to hold a meeting next month with the main six nations (US, China, NK, SK, Russia and Japan) but as of late haven’t really condemned or publicly supported North Korea.

Let’s just say shit does go down, what does that mean?

Oh, you mean World War 3?

Well, the United States, Russia and South Korea would stand against North Korea, Iran and China if they got involved militarily. This isn’t good news for us as China supports us financially and we’re kind of still in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Eventually other countries would have to get involved and we’d probably get more Western support but right now things don’t look hopeful for the West.

Right now we’re currently in the Yellow Sea, near China and Korea, with our Navy as a warning to North Korea that if they keep fucking around we’re serious… So yeah, it’s up to North Korea right now and they seem pretty dead serious and fucking everyone over with nukes.

more simplified news haha

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