Today I met an elderly woman at a hospital I volunteer at.
When I had to take her to another room, her husband helped me seat her in a wheelchair even though he was so weak that he also needed one. As I pushed him down the hall behind his wife, he asked if I could move his wheelchair next to hers so that they could hold hands.
His love for her GMH
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1. walking ads
summers coming up. that means dresses are coming short and tank tops are going down. you can call that hot, sexy, skanky, but I call it an ad for something that is not for sale. its like at the club when you see a couple of girls dancing on each other getting pretty
sexual for an audience of a dominantly male crowd. a guy would undoubtedly approach her from behind like a tiger on its prey. as soon as he comes in proximity of her body shes going to pull this number: Look back a little, awkwardly laugh and dance walk to her friend. excuse me? what just happened here? us simple guys got the basic signals: revealing clothing, intercourse inspired dance moves, constant eye contact. and after a guy is rejected she’s going to turn to her friend and say, “Guys are such horny a**holes. i just came here to dance!” which is freaken
ironic of course because you can do that in the sanctity of your home in front of the mirror. but its the same everywhere you are. at the mall, at your school, at your SAT hagwon, same situation. shes going to walk by and drop her pencil in front of you in a tight pink skirt and bend over to pick it up. she’s going to catch you watching
and give you a face of utter disgust. the one where one side of her lip is twisted up to her nose and her eyes are as big as ping pongs. then we feel bad about ourselves and feel like an old
pedophile. do you know what it feels like to feel like an old pedophile? it feels horrible like being forced to watch Jonas Brothers in 3D. ouch
2. they never tell us when they’re mad
man this one might be the worst of them all. i believe every girl deserves an oscar because of their amazing performance when they are mad. a fact: there is no difference between a mad girl
and a happy girl. you could be with your girl for a week without knowing and then one day she’s going to say, “we need to talk.” and we will cringe in our seats and our minds will race around trying to find out what we did wrong, which is not possible because it was more than a week ago. on very rare occasions girls will slip up. they will forget the act cause they are so angry inside. when this happens
you know, because they act more happier than usual in a psycho kind of way. and then we automatically ask, “What’s wrong? what did i do?” and they will say, “nothing,” which is a death sentence because if we had to ask, that means we don’t even know.
3. they hate it when we hang out with our homeboys
all girlfriends have a mental list of approved friends their boyfriends can hang out with. girlfriends don’t mind when we hang out with friends. no worries there, but it becomes a problem when we hang out
with our homeboys. you know, the guys you grew up with, drinking every saturday night, sharing our innermost secrets kind of deal. we all know how it works. you hang out with your homeboys just one time one week and she will complain you hang out with them more than you hang out with her. that’s the first clue. the second clue is she’s going to tell you that you are becoming “different” after you hang out with them. the third is going be an ultimatum where you have to pick her or “them.” unfortunately this is where your loyalty with your homeboys falter and you choose the girl. now they have a problem with you. the cycle will bounce back and forth more than the love triangle in Boys Over Flowers.
4. they can never keep secrets
man o man. can i get an amen? girls were not built to keep secrets. this is how girls deal with secrets:
“don’t tell anyone” = just tell 5 people
pinky promise = just tell 4 people
“promise me you won’t tell anyone” = 3 people
“if you tell anyone, we aren’t friends anymore” = 2 people
“i’m going to die if you tell anyone” = 1 person
this is old news though, all guys know girls can never keep secrets, so the only time we want to tell a secret to a girl is if we want everyone to know and for that we just have to say ”don’t tell anyone” and the process will guarantee everyone will know by tuesday. is it really that hard keep quiet? apparently it is because Korean moms are literally the queens of gossip in the underground gossiping world. don’t you hate it when you come home from school and your mom’s been on the phone for hours talking to her friends about everything? especially when it’s about you. haha
5. they take forever to get ready
why did i choose this for number 5? because i been screwed over by this so many times. so many times i had to be at so many places at all the right times but NooOooOo (in a sarcastic voice), her hair wouldn’t start, she got a cut from shaving, she was thinking about her dead cat, she had to finish the last episode of America’s Next Top Model, she was filing her nails, she was trying out four outfits, she was putting lotion on one drop at a time, she used the wrong color for make up, blah blah blah. must i go on? that fact is, guys get ready in 5 minutes prior to leaving. girls on the other hand, start getting ready 5 minutes prior to when we are supposed to leave. they soooo think the world revolves around them and that guys are very patient. both are very wrong.ROTGTTGUBCCILTH
1. I’m not the kind of guy to approach a girl that acts like that but I understand.
2. Effing hell dude, I agree completely. You just never know when a girl is pissed and when you do you don’t know what the heck you did. I can see the signs, I can tell when she is annoyed and unusual, but sometimes you just can’t tell what the hell you did wrong. Then she tells you that we need to talk, and I’m killing myself wondering what I did wrong and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT OMFG -cringggeeee-. Even more annoying when girls don’t tell you whats wrong when something is obviously wrong, it’s extremely annoying. I mean hey, we’re trying to show you we care, we want to know what’s up so we can fix it but instead you just give us a “Nothing.” and we’re stuck not being able to do anything.
3. I haven’t had that problem yet, luckily my dear is very understanding. It’s not the homeboys that are the problems, I think it’s more of the other girls we hang out with. We have our friends, boys and girls, and when we hang out with our lady friends it’s kind of troublesome sometimes. I know that I have to watch what I say and do and it’s no real problem, but when jealousy hits in it’s pretty bad. Ladies, you need to understand that you’re our girlfriend for a reason. Everyone else is just a friend and nothing more, as close as we and our lady friends may be, they’re nothing compared to you. You are our special lady, that one girl we will always love and adore, the one we want to cuddle with on that rainy day, so don’t worry your beautiful selves.
4. I trust my lady with my secrets, and with my lady friends it’s not bad either. xD. I don’t have this problem very much so phew! Lucky me eh?
5. Oh yes, some girls just take forever. Some of you just need to get ready like an hour earlier, two hours even. I mean hell, sure we’ll wait for you but when you start pushing the clock and we’re going to arrive late that’s a problem. I find this problem mostly with when girls are getting an out fit ready, girls, you look lovely, you’re beautiful, you look gorgeous and you are absolute perfection, can we get going now?
Gosh I love my camera so much. I love it so much that I’ll dedicate an entire entry to it! Not only my camera though, photography in general. It’s so much fun trying to find the perfect lighting, the perfect colors, the perfect contrast when I’m out and about. Most of the time I end up really not taking any amazing pictures, but hey the more often I go out and play with my camera the better I get right?
I’m not sure how to explain it, but being able to capture every moment of my life is a very lovely feeling. That beautiful sky I saw after the heavy rain, or the cute little doggy I saw while walking home, random moments like these that I may have forgotten the next day I can recall every time I look back at my album.
It is an absolute thrill to go out and take pictures in the extremes. Going out with my camera in the pouring rain, with nothing to cover myself but some sweats and a hoodie, my poor camera covered in a plastic bag and trying to find some cool pictures to take, it is absolute fun. Taking those late night strolls pretty far out from my home, it’s just great amounts of fun and I love it!
Oh and of course I mustn’t forget that this isn’t just for my own joy. The pictures I take are memories for myself, but are also for the people there with me at the time. It’s a great way to bond with each other and look back at those pictures and recall the fun times we had, sad times too of course, life is not always full of joy. Our bonds grow stronger as we look back at the past and see what we have gone through together. Pictures serve a greater purpose than just capturing light, they capture memories and moments and I believe that is perhaps why I enjoy photography so much. That’s my main reason I think, but then there’s also the fact that it’s just fun to go through the process of capturing these memories!
I love photography, I love my camera, and I love how everything about photography fascinates me. I’m always reading up on photography, techniques and equipment. I enjoy the fact that my knowledge of photography keeps increasing, oh joy so much joy xD!
I LOVE YOU CAMERA! :D <3 THAT WAS A REALLY UNORGANIZED POST BUT WHATEVER, I THINK I MADE MY POINT GAO NEEE? :D DESUDESUDESU
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter.LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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ALL THE GIRLS YOU HAVE BEEN POSTING ARE SOOOO FREAKING PRETTY! OMGOSH STOP IT
Mom: You know, I’m worried.
Me: About..?
Mom: You. I feel bad because I’m just happy and you.. well, your love life is pathetic.
Me: Mom, it’s fine. I don’t feel bad.
Mom: No seriously, it’s like, I have a boyfriend, and you don’t have anyone that likes you.
Me: It’s fine, Mom -_____-
Mom: I feel bad for being happy now.
Me: It’s okay, Mom, don’t feel bad. Just think of it this way. I’m 17, still young, and there’s plenty of time for me! You, you’re in your 30’s. :D
Mom: Okay, never mind, I don’t feel bad anymore.
Me: 35 years old :P
Mom: Oh, you see those flowers? Did your boyfriend get them for you? Oh never mind, my boyfriend did. You don’t even have a boyfriend, HA HA HA HA!
Oh my god your mommy is hilarious xD!!
THE MOON GOT ENGAGED TONIGHT!
Selene, goddess of the moon, loved Endymion(her original lover) but she felt so lonely due to the fact that he was put into an eternal slumber. Hence the countless affairs.
She found comfort in Apollo, who had befriended her. He’d play songs for her, and she’d sing along. He soon grew to love her, and she loved him, although she didn’t know it.
One night Apollo knew the goddess of the moon was going to be blue, because she thought she’d never find someone to be there always. So he proposed to make her happy with a gorgeous ring that looked rainbow under the light of her radiance, using his light powers(god of light lol). She was so delighted with it, she held it out for all the world to see. She holds it at just the right angle so that even when you sway, it seems to stay in place so you can behold it.
Aphrodite, the goddess of love, was surprised but delighted with them. That’s why you can see her as well, near the ring.
I KNOW IT WAS CHEESY AND FULL OF FAIL, BUT MY LOVE FOR GREEK MYTHOLOGY AND THE IDEA OF THE SUN AND THE MOON SOUNDED NICE.
SHUT UP I’M A MYTH NERD
SHUT UP.
Hey I liked it :]
The Blue Moon with the ring!
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The Blue Moon with no ring!
